World Porridge Day

World Porridge Day & Something that made us laugh!
Clean Supper Club

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Monday the 10th of October in the foodie calendar is world porridge day and the start of the UK's National Curry week & National Chocolate Week!!

We decided to blend 2 of the 3! Yes played it safe, good old porridge with raw cacao powder and coconut oil stirred in. Totally delicious especially when made with coconut milk and topped with berries, pumpkin seeds and chocolate covered white mulberries mmmmmmmmyum.

And whilst we were busily baking, in our Clean Supper Club kitchen, we stumbled upon this fabulous poem by the lyrically gifted Pam Ayers...

Satnav – A new poem by Pam Ayres

I have a little Satnav, it sits there in my car. A Satnav is a driver's friend it tells you where you are. I have a little Satnav, i've had it all my life. It's better than the normal ones, my Satnav is my wife.
It gives me full instructions, especially how to drive "It's sixty miles an hour", it says, "You're doing sixty five". It tells me when to stop and start, and when to use the brake And tells me that it's never ever, safe to overtake.
It tells me when a light is red, and when it goes to green It seems to know instinctively, just when to intervene. It lists the vehicles just in front, and all those to the rear. And taking this into account, it specifies my gear.
I'm sure no other driver, has so helpful a device. For when we leave and lock the car, it still gives its advice. It fills me up with counselling, each journey's pretty fraught. So why don't I exchange it, and get a quieter sort?
Ah well, you see, it cleans the house, makes sure I'm properly fed. It washes all my shirts and things, and keeps me warm in bed! 
Despite all these advantages, and my tendency to scoff, I only wish that now and then, I could turn the bugger off.

Giggling? We did...